Thursday, August 27, 2009

Feelin Mean


Having a mean streak like a mother fucker. Can't explain it, but I'm feeling like a mean girl right now. No, it's not hormones--I SHOULD be pleasant according to my biological clock. But I'm not. It's the kind of feeling that makes you want to go into a biker bar and start a fight just for fun. I wouldn't necessarily have to swing my dukes to be happy; I'd settle for stirring the pot and walkin away. It's the kind of mean that sits deep in your belly waiting for the right target. The hormone kinda mean sits on the surface and picks on anyone stupid enough to enter your personal space. This kinda mean is deep and only finds a worthy target. One who deserves it. Haven't felt this way too many times in my life, really, honest. I have amazing self-control when it comes to my ugly side. I don't let it out to play often enough. Promise to lock onto deserving targets . . . . would probably kick a man in the balls right now who crossed me the wrong way. Consider yourselves warned.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Last Train to Crazyville


So, I was about to blog about metaphorical train wrecks and crazy people when La Nina Loca comes out with "Dora, Ba'splorer. I'm gonna kill her." What? I whip around. What did you say? "I wanna kill Dora Ba'splorer." Dead pan; la nina's SERIOUS. I've wanted to kill Dora before too, but I promise I've never been THAT serious. I'm disturbed. . . .

Anyway, something else is really on my mind today--predictable people who buy one way tickets on the crazy train that ARE going to wreck--100% guaranteed to wreck. Everyone else sees it; everyone else knows it is the outcome of the scenario before it begins. The one person who really, really needs to see it--doesn't. Blinded by what the crazy train promises, they impusively and enthusiastically buy the tickets and jump on with a smile for the ride. Maybe there's nothing wrong with ridin' that train every now and then. It's spontaneous and fun. However, when everyone around them has to help clear the tracks later--it's somewhat of a head shaker for them. Look both ways before gettin on the train boys and girls--both ways.