So, I missed the Grammy's last night. THANK GOD! This a.m. I begin previewing the fashion pics of the "stars" before having my coffee. BIG mistake. WTF? Seriously? Did they all give ALL of the $$ to the Haiti disaster relief last week or what? I flipped through about 45 pics of various "talent" that were showcased in their evening wear. By slide 5, I was looking for some hemlock or a stiff rope & chair. I look better in my bathrobe this a.m.
My consensus:
- too much glitter and body hugging, too short
- a lot of somebodies don't know what size they REALLY are
- even my beautiful Nikki Kidman looked horrid--her dress made her head look HUGE and unnatual
- The boys all looked spectacular-even the JoBlows
- Kathy Griffin was beautiful and tasteful (as always)
- Taylor Swift's dress was pretty but fell short on her 10 year old body
- Why must Heidi Klum show us her Mama breasts ALL the time??? You're breast feeding, you were a Victoria Secret bra model, they're big, they're beautiful, they have their own zip code. WE GET IT! Have some decorum and put 'em away now that they are functional.
- Did I mention too much glitter and ill fitting clothing?
In summary, Hollywood is in crisis and clearly needs some disaster relief of their own.
