I was watching middle child play Modern Warfare 2 and freaking out. It's awful! Bloody, gruesome, and disturbing. Every 5 seconds I'd say, "This is awful." He got real tired of all that nonsense real quick. However, this game did spark an exciting idea for me! The game makers are missing out on an entire marketing demographic: the multi-tasking, tired-ass, soccer moms who work too.They could create a game called "Crazy Ass Mom" in which the mom chooses her weapon to destroy the washer and dryer. She could hold a gun to game husband's head while he washes the dishes. She would say, "Wash 'em bitch!" She could target shoot with dirty underwear left on the floor. She could flip her child off and say, "Drive yourself to soccer, bratface." Instead of grocery shopping, she could hold up the KFC for a bucket of chicken to bring home to the family. "I said 2 sides, Mother Fucker, 2!!!" "More beans, asshole, more!"
She could have a big ole AK under the covers and say, "Come near me tonight and I'm blowing your gentles off."
I'm tellin you this game would sell. Tired ass moms all over the country would relax and unwind with an hour of "Crazy Ass Mom" and everyone would behave better!!!!
