Okay, I fucked up today. I made a huge social mistake and now owe a friend a lap dance. I am starting to stretch and limber. Going to watch some PCD videos for some slick moves. May re-read Bald Beaver story from Ashley's Closet Blog. Did I mention the friend is a female? The girl on girl stuff puts A LOT of pressure on my performance BECAUSE women are the worst critics! No, we're NOT switch hitting for all you pervs with dirty minds--light hearted silliness to relieve the every day hell of life. Women sit back and go-"I could do that better. I'd gyrate to the left instead of the right. Is she even trying to bounce her ta-ta's? Why didn't she wax THERE?"
Anyway--remember my horoscope for today??? Could this be the "adventure"? Apparently, I am feeling adventurous. Did I mention I was STONE COLD SOBER when I made this offer? I seem to remember some words floating around from this week about "highest integrity" and "high ethical standards." I will manipulate this to mean that I will do a GREAT job. I will do my homework and prepare. Might blog about the outcome. Might not. Stay tuned to find out . . .
Anyway--remember my horoscope for today??? Could this be the "adventure"? Apparently, I am feeling adventurous. Did I mention I was STONE COLD SOBER when I made this offer? I seem to remember some words floating around from this week about "highest integrity" and "high ethical standards." I will manipulate this to mean that I will do a GREAT job. I will do my homework and prepare. Might blog about the outcome. Might not. Stay tuned to find out . . .
