Mr. Muse Girl sent me a two step instructional video to study!!!! (tried to post it for kicks, but it wouldn't process) Guess who's going two stepping?!! I am making the following solemn vow before Mr., God, and Muse Girl Readers:
I Muse Girl promise not to drink too much while on Two Step date.
I Muse Girl promise not to go after skanky ho waitresses who are after Mr.
I Muse Girl promise not to give Mr. any reason to leave me at the bar.
Can't wait! Thanks for saying yes, Mr.!
