Why is the Universe Fucking With Me? Part II

Ok. Called the stupid mother fuckers back again tonight. AND I spoke with a person. Not just one person, but TWO. Yes. Two, short, clipped-voiced, pissy people-humans. Lovely way to end a Lovely as fuck day. The interesting thing, apart from the a million numbers and shit I punched in, is that neither unembodied voice had any fucking idea why I was calling!!! They, for some reason, thought that I created the situation that necessitated the stupid ass calling. Assholes. Stupid assholes. So, here's the double finger to the giant corps. of America. DOUBLE BIRD!!!! Thanks Amy and Tony at **** ** ****** for wasting 10 minutes of my life. I mean in ten minutes I could have called my mom, who btw would know WHY I'm calling. I could have played a silly game with La Nina. I could have had a heart 2 heart w/Middle Child about his life. I could have pleasured Mr. Muse Girl fast and nasty. I could have stared at my fave TV show for 10 whole minutes! I could go on and on, but I won't. Done. They are dead to me (spit) dead.