Readers this is the final Muse Girl posting!
After our guest left at about 4 p.m., we all three took a Turkey-induced nap. Upon waking I found some spicy pics on my camera! Mr. Muse Girl and I got to work right away producing a movie using the scintillating evidence left behind! It was too big to post, so I've posted the pics in order in the next post. So, if you're ready for some Thanksgiving Porn, here you go:
(Script recreated by Muse Girl based on the nature of the pics!)
The figurrs are in their resting place and notice the house is quiet. Inna (female) says to Ochio (0-chee-o) "You never take me anywhere anymore. We never do ANYTHING but sit here and watch life go by"
O: "Well, what do you want? What will make you happy?"
I : "I want to go out. I want to party! I'm still a woman. You don't even notice me anymore."
Tears begin.
O: "Oh, hell, I'll take you to dinner. We'll have a party afterwards. Just stop all the gd crying already!"
I: (sniffs) Okay, only if you really want to."
O: go get perdy.
Inna goes off to the bathroom of the dollhouse to clean up.
Ochio goes to the doll computer to update his status on his My Space.
They go have a romantic plastic dinner on Princess dinnerware.
I: "Oh, Ochio, I feel twenty years old again!"
O: "Great. Does that mean you'll put out tonight?"
They leave and go get in the hot tub.
Their party guests arrive. Aqua Barbie and Max Thunder (ex Porn-Star)
"We're out here in the hot tub!"
Max: "Whoo-hoo! Let's get this party started" (removes pants and jumps in)
They all share a beer and some laughs. The men decide it's time for some drunken, naked, deck-diving and head upstairs.
They shout their manhood statements from the balcony.
The gals cheer them on below.
Max jumps without much grace and promptly falls rocking his dome.
Barbie runs to embrace him. They share a moment of drunken love.
I: O, baby, don't jump, please.
O: What? You don't think I'm maaaan enough? I'm ALL man baby. ALL man. He reaches for his shorts waistband.
I: O, you drunken stupid bastard! Keep your gd shorts on and get your dumb drunken ass down here out the front door before I come up there and beat the living shit out of you!
O: Okay. But if I do, will you put out tonight?
I: Get the fuck down here, now.
Ochio emerges from the front door. Barbie and Max have begun drinking again. Inna and Ochio join in and they take some more fun pics. Ochio tells them he's going the bathroom. He really goes to his computer to post the new pics as his status update on his My Space. The girls and Max go back to the hot tub for some hot fun. Ochio joins them for one more round of drunken hot tub games. Friends don't let friends drive drunk; so, Inna and Ochio let Barbie and Max sleep over. Inna and Ochio go sleep it off on the couch. A few seconds later, Ochio smiles and lights a stolen cig from Mr. Muse Girl. They all load up and drive to eat some more plastic pretend food and pretend it's Cracker Barrell. Inna and Ochio arrange themselves back in their resting place.
O: Well, was it everything you hoped it would be?
I : Sure, let's go with that.
O: Well, as long as your happy.
I : Did you delete all those pics????
O: oooops.
I : Great. You know that depraved woman that sits at the computer is gonna plaster us all over the internet now. . I'll never show my face at another yard sale or white elephant exchange again!There went my respectability
O: Sure, let's go with that.
The End!
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