Friday, October 2, 2009

You Know You're a Bitch If . . .


My newest song post "The F Word" is a shout out to my girls who will soooo appreciate it! Feelin extra bitchy tonight and decided to give into the feelin and wear it like a designer outfit and maybe, just maybe tomorrow it will be out of my system.


So, You Know You're a Bitch If:


1. You looked sideways at least once at someone and thought, "You just need to go the fuck away."


2. You looked at someone with a strained expression and thought, "You just need to shut the fuck up."


3. You looked glassy eyed at least once at someone and thought, "I want to slap the fuck out of you."

4. You looked at a co-worker and thought, "Bring it, Bitch. I will FUCK you up!"



5. You didn't even have to lay eyes on someone to think, "I wish he'd/she'd go jump in the fucking river."


6. Your thoughts all day long were mostly, "What the Fuck?????" about everyone and everything.